today i saw a girl who cant have been more than 10 years old who was overweight by about 30 pounds say to her friend "my back bone hurts"

hot bod, no brain, HUGE teeth.

winner.

Jacqueline Cochran is the little blue engine that did!

if my knows falls off in april because it is still cold will you still love me?

(i am not speaking for myself)

is there a reason why men feel that since they are the only asset a woman has that they need to be asses all the time ? do those tie in somehow?

kirsten and i were walking towards church when our conversation turned to the beautiful blossoming trees of spring. there is a certain white puffy (ornamental?) tree that blooms all over (we have them in California on my high school campus) we call them fish trees because they smell awful.

kirsten: why do they smell awful?
me: well, it's like this: even pretty girls fart.

me: what does the face of history look like?
kirsten: Bob Ross. Or Noam Chompsky.

at some point in my life i'd like to own a dinosaur shaped bed. kthnx universe.

there are so many buts though
maybe that's why i have a big butt.

in the next life i am going to come back as a sheep because i've spent the majority of this one feeling sheepish.

rank doesnt define a man

placing a smiley face after something bitchy that you wrote doesn't make it or you less bitchy.
ariiiight?

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