"If you don't like how things are, change it! You're not a tree." ~Jim Rohn

THIS IS THE LAST WEDNSDAY ILL BE ALONE
THIS IS THE LAST HUMP DAY THAT I WILL BE HUMPLESS!

i do declare that ratatat is the best cleaning music in the whole entire world.

who doesnt want thsis?

"Don't ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you come alive and then go do that. Because what the world needs is people who have come alive."

eat itttt eat itttt hot dogs have to be defeaated

to the tune of beat it.

why do you need to know what your blood type it

is
7:24amMe

i dunno. you have it written on the front of your chest so it must be important

you're o positive

and im o not sure
7:25amBrandon

just B positive

'With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?' - JAY LENO

i hate jay leno. but imagine that, i love this quote.

it seems like right after i feed myself i have to do it AGAIN.

i am a walking oxymoron.
as i sit and type.

i just want to get back to plants. some days it feels like people are the ones who like to live in the dirt.

WHY IS THERE NO ALTERNATIVE TO THE PHRASE "LADIES' MAN" FOR WOMEN?!?

there is nothing almost worse than criticism without suggestion.

im doing really well. im just nervous for brandon to get back. he leaves the station he's at today for a larger one in afghanistan and then they wait there to catch a plane home.

could be ten days, could be three. who knows.

the military is a ridiculous structure of "we do whatever we want to"

its ironic.

kind of like america.

home of the free, seriously in debt.

i wont form too many political ideas here.

some days i want to just change my religion to "spongebob."

some days I want to scream, "BLOW ME TO BERMUDA" like merlin does in the movie the sword in the stone. And some days, I do.

dearest head of my hair
please grow before i kill you.

love,
ja

sacrifice is a strength.

i am, typically imperfect. entirely unreliable and always hungry.

im like a glass of milk half empty half full either way you look at it i'm never whole.

a planting we will go, a planting we will go- you dig the dirt you dig the dirt you dig it and you hoooeeeee. oh is the pH right oh is the pH right? i hope the organiiic fertilizer set up in the niiighhht! utah please don't freeze my plants, oh please don't freeze my plants if you do i'll haaaate you oh please don't freeze my plannnnnts!

dear playtex,
please come back with your slim fits gentle glide deodorized tampon. I am tired of shoving a super sized cork into my vag that doesn't need that yet.

after i have children i'll go super.

but you hurt,

sincerely,
jack

nigel olsen's family is struggling with his death. a marine wife said this to her

"Keep him in your heart, and his memory will live through you."

i want to always remember that about the people who have gone before me, before all of us.

"i don't know, because the answer to that question is yes."

the long stretch should be renamed to the lone stretch.