My dog is such a whiner! He woke me up at six this morning because he didnt go to the bathroom the four times we let him out last night. Now brandon is gone to drill and dash is crying because he is gone and i want to go back to bed until he gets back!
I still haven't carved my punkin yet and i'm afraid to because i'll ruin it.
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 21, 2010
death. mandatory.
okay
i need to vent for realz vent
and im going to do it here because nobody reads this or knows it exists. and i spelled exsisists wrong.
being pregnant SUCKS
alright, it's a miracle but it feels TERRIBLE.
holy moley, how did cavewomen do this? how did NORMAL women do this?
ive never been so sick in my life! maybe ive just had the easiest life ever! but i feel like a walking waking stupor of influenza! only, i can UNDERSTAND why i feel this way! it's not some crazy unknown pathogen or virus, IM KNOCKED UP! it feels kinda sorta good to tell someone this since not everyone knows and i dont want everyone to until it's a for sure thing (farther along, i typed fatter along first, does that matter more?) brandon tells me i can't say i feel sick anymore, instead now i have to say "i am so excited to be a mother!" which i am but right now, im not reaping benefits baby.
peanut is making me ill! to my core! she's trying to kill me! she had me put on chemo medication! which ISNT WORKING! i throw up water, i throw up juice, i throw up apples and bananas, and i throw up jello, WHO THROWS UP JELLO?! am i RIGHT?! ugh it's not something you EVER want to experience, especially if it's the only flavor you like (strawberry fyi)
note to self,
never, ever, ever, take a combination of zofran, zoloft, and benedryl before bedtime on an empty stomach! you will burn your throat and your tongue with chemicals and acid and all awful things you cannot understand! you will cough up blood and your tongue will become swollen and numb! you will feel like that time you were drawing a plant in the gardens and someone told you to be close to things you had to BE them, so you took a bite of the plant even though you didnt know what it was and you had an allergic reaction! YES you did that! am i suffering for past stupidity? i wasn't ever THAT dumb was i? the worst of it all, is that more than anything in the whole world, i've wanted to be a mother. so why is this so hard?
note to self,
no more movies with incredibly ripped men. brandon goes on crazy workout streaks and drinks nutty things to be strong and becomes obsessive with his physique. BUT HE ALREADY LOOKS HOTTER THAN BRAD PITT ON TROY! right now he is on a dead lifting website for idaho, and guess what song is playing? yeah, the peanut's theme song.
chance?
i hope i call peanut peanut all my life, i really like that name.
and if she (or he, i guess i wont rule that out yet, and brandon wants it to be a surprise...?!) is from my genetic pool or brandons, she certainly will be nuts.
hmhmhm.
rantrantrant.
brandon thinks dash wont get any bigger but i think he will. he's started digging holes in the backyard.. no bueno.
if i catch him doing it im gonna knock him into next week
does that mean that because sometimes i want to kill my dog
that i'll be a bad mother?
im so sick.
im starving and nothing sounds or smells good.
nothing tastes good
im dying
!
IM DYING
i need to vent for realz vent
and im going to do it here because nobody reads this or knows it exists. and i spelled exsisists wrong.
being pregnant SUCKS
alright, it's a miracle but it feels TERRIBLE.
holy moley, how did cavewomen do this? how did NORMAL women do this?
ive never been so sick in my life! maybe ive just had the easiest life ever! but i feel like a walking waking stupor of influenza! only, i can UNDERSTAND why i feel this way! it's not some crazy unknown pathogen or virus, IM KNOCKED UP! it feels kinda sorta good to tell someone this since not everyone knows and i dont want everyone to until it's a for sure thing (farther along, i typed fatter along first, does that matter more?) brandon tells me i can't say i feel sick anymore, instead now i have to say "i am so excited to be a mother!" which i am but right now, im not reaping benefits baby.
peanut is making me ill! to my core! she's trying to kill me! she had me put on chemo medication! which ISNT WORKING! i throw up water, i throw up juice, i throw up apples and bananas, and i throw up jello, WHO THROWS UP JELLO?! am i RIGHT?! ugh it's not something you EVER want to experience, especially if it's the only flavor you like (strawberry fyi)
note to self,
never, ever, ever, take a combination of zofran, zoloft, and benedryl before bedtime on an empty stomach! you will burn your throat and your tongue with chemicals and acid and all awful things you cannot understand! you will cough up blood and your tongue will become swollen and numb! you will feel like that time you were drawing a plant in the gardens and someone told you to be close to things you had to BE them, so you took a bite of the plant even though you didnt know what it was and you had an allergic reaction! YES you did that! am i suffering for past stupidity? i wasn't ever THAT dumb was i? the worst of it all, is that more than anything in the whole world, i've wanted to be a mother. so why is this so hard?
note to self,
no more movies with incredibly ripped men. brandon goes on crazy workout streaks and drinks nutty things to be strong and becomes obsessive with his physique. BUT HE ALREADY LOOKS HOTTER THAN BRAD PITT ON TROY! right now he is on a dead lifting website for idaho, and guess what song is playing? yeah, the peanut's theme song.
chance?
i hope i call peanut peanut all my life, i really like that name.
and if she (or he, i guess i wont rule that out yet, and brandon wants it to be a surprise...?!) is from my genetic pool or brandons, she certainly will be nuts.
hmhmhm.
rantrantrant.
brandon thinks dash wont get any bigger but i think he will. he's started digging holes in the backyard.. no bueno.
if i catch him doing it im gonna knock him into next week
does that mean that because sometimes i want to kill my dog
that i'll be a bad mother?
im so sick.
im starving and nothing sounds or smells good.
nothing tastes good
im dying
!
IM DYING
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