jesus wants me for a sunbeam

i just need to vent a little about the poeple upstairs. the minute i put dash outside for the first time all day her stupid fat children start banging on the windows and doors and stomping around because suddenly they want to go outside now that dash is out but they dont want him anywhere nearby. HELLO. they can play anywhere they want in anybody's backyard if they wanted to and dash never gets to go outside, in fact, he crys all day to be let out and once i do i get some stupid dumpy kid knocking on my door to inform me that your dog is outside wihtout a chain oh REALLY? are YOU outside without a chain? yeah shutup. and then they are like oops i opened the gate and your dog ran away.
UGHHHH
just leave us alone! and YEAH my dog craps in the backyard and i dont watch him every freaking second to wait for him to poo and then pick it up. GUHRLKHJASDO;IJ.
and if you're worried about your kids eating poo or stepping in it, here's a life lesson that will take you far- TEACH THEM TO WATCH WHERE THEY ARE PLODDING. yes, PLODDING but in your case, flopping or trodging, or stomping is usually a better term. TEACH THEM THAT YOU DONT WANT DOG SHIT ON YOUR CARPET.


these kids just cant suck it up and get over their fear of dash, he's not gonna eat you or kill you. i cant even walk by their front door by myself without one of them opening the door and looking around scared and being like WHERES DASH?! uh not here. he might jump on you but if you can sit around on your fat asses and watch scary movies all day then im sure you can handle not being comepletely traumatized by a dog that is like a year old and likes to jump.

i freaking want to cut you all.

if my kids are overweight and obnoxious im going to feed them to satan.