EVICTION

aarrhghhghhgghhh
i want this baby OUUT!!!!!!!
im issuing an eviction NOTICE

im raising the rent!


i want to run a marathon and eat spicy foods and drink red raspberry leaf tea and stick evening primrose capsels where they shouldnt go, and dtd (actually thats one thing i really dont want to do) and eat an entire pineapple, take warm baths, have my membranes stripped, be dialted to a four, and eat these weird labor cookies, and mow the lawn, walk the curb, drink castor oil, and do squats!

i want my water to fully break instead of just leaking out for days and days
i want to hold my child and use my breast pump and make brandon change his first dirty diaper!

i want her to pack her umbilical cord and placenta and move out!!!!


i want the hollywood water breaking moment!

i want her to stop kicking me in the ribs! i want her to face the right way so i dont have terrible back labor!

i want my OB to talk to me about anesthetic options! i want the epidural now!

i want him to tell me that i have to be induced immediately and i dont have a choice!

i want to have regular pooing habits again, and to fit into my clothes!


i want to dress her in all the adorable things in her closet!
i want to change her diapers and have her spit up all over me!

i want that baby smell!
i want to fall asleep with her in the rockingchair!

i want to be the comfort!

i want to finish packing my hospital back, i want to practice breathing and i want to get in the car, drive to the hospital and HAVE THIS BABY!

im serious!!!!!! i'll do it! i will!

IM GOING CRAZY WAITING PEOPLE!